Fatsy in the States

Fatsy's here n Fatsy's safe.
They opened my bag n checked some stuff.
But didnt think of takin it away.
And besides, what matters is that i managed not 2 get drunk.
The red was good, the white one better, but the baileys d best.
God bless those airhostesses, who didn't kno i was underage.
Hang in there Shrimpy, I'm gonna b back.
I've left a lot of things behind.
A lot of it is mine.
And one other thing i hafta make mine.
So hang in there pal, try not 2 get eaten,
Though i here shrimps r quite tasty, any way other than raw.
Coz u kno i will b back,
For i hafta make that thing mine